Top Worst Valentine’s Pick-Up Lines

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Top Worst Valentine’s Pick-up Lines

Since it is Valentine’s Day, I thought it would only fitting to do a list of the top worst Valentine’s pick-up lines…ever! A lot of the pick-up lines that I found were pretty raunchy, so I will try to keep this as clean as possible.

  1. Let’s get some coffee… or go back to my place.
  2. Excuse me, but you have something all over your shirt. What is it? My eyes.
  3. Save water. Shower with me.
  4. Hey, hey, did it hurt? Huh? Well, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? -Bad!
  5. Can I have your phone number? I’m going into the hospital for a few weeks, and I’d really like someone to talk to.
  6. Look at the tag on somebody’s shirt and say, “ahhh, just like I thought, made in heaven.”
  7. Are you outta breath from running through my mind all night long?
  8. Your phone is missing something…….my number!
  9. I like your shoes.
  10. So, what else are you doing on Valentine’s Day other than hanging out with me? -Cute!
  11. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.
  12. Excuse me, can you give me directions?
  13. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something.
  14. Hey, you look really fun. I had to come talk to you.
  15. I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.
  16. Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we’ve been pre-us.
  17. Are you from Tennessee? Because…I’m very interested in that region.
  18. I lost my number, can I have yours?
  19. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
  20. Do you know karate? Because honey, your body is really kickin’.
  21. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  22. My name is (insert name here) but you can call me tonight!
  23. I lost my teddy bear … can I cuddle with you?
  24. It’s a good thing that I have a library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  25. The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you. – The Worst!

The worst, in my opinion is #25, although there are several others that are pretty bad. I think #10 is the cutest! I would love to hear which are your favorites! If you have ever used a pick-up line, or better yet were picked-up with one…what was it?  Inquiring minds want to know… 🙂

About the Author

A Mommy blogger who loves working from home while raising her 9-year-old daughter and 5-year-old boy/girl twins with her husband. I have a passion for learning and enjoy anything having to do with the technical side of blogging. I am also always working on self-improvement and being the best mom I can to my children. I am also a bit of a coffee addict! ❤

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